My Dad is literally my favorite person.
Sometimes, right before I go out for a run, I think about giving up and just eating donuts forever. Like, who cares if I’m 400 pounds? Would it really be so bad if I went down stuffing my face with donuts? I think not.
I’d care if the person I reblogged this from committed suicide.
- Me: One day, this book is gonna make me big money.
- Uncle: Yeah..
- Me: They might even make it a movie.
- Uncle: They gotta put something on tv, there are so many channels.
My Grama has ginger snaps. I was so excited so I ripped the bag open and turned around with a ginger cookie in lion long position and said “the body of gingerbread man.” My really religious Grama did not think this was funny.
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JENNIFER LAUGHIN AT YO HATIN ASS